Things you'll never hear a drummer say:

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1.) Yea, I was the one speeding up.
2.) You guys take a break...I'll get the rest of the equipment loaded.
3.) No thanks, I'd rather not play any tune that showcases any sort of interesting rhythmic twists or kicks.
4.) Maybe for this song we should get a drum machine.
5.) Where can I find a Hello Kitty bass drum head?
6.) What's a rudiment?
7.) Does this throne make my butt look big?
8.) My drum solo is waaaay too long. We should cut it out and put in a guitar solo.
9.) The chick singer is way too hot. She's gonna have to go!